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Heat. Heat.

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Come

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>> on.

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>> McCoy from Spain.

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>> Will there be war?

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>> We'll soon know.

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>> The gates are closed. I bear a message

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from his majesty king Philip of Spain to

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his majesty Louie king of all France.

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>> A career from Spain. Open the gates.

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>> Dash. It's a courier from Spain.

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>> Yes, I know.

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>> What will it be? War or peace? Neither

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for us if the good king Lou should catch

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the charming pompador in my apartment.

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>> And since when does the Galant Shawn

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fear for his head?

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>> Not mine.

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This one much too pretty ahead to be

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found rolling around in the bottom of a

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basket.

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>> But darling,

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yours would be there beside it.

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>> You think of everything, my dear

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Pompador.

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Your majesty.

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>> Your majesty.

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>> What is it?

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>> Sir, the cura from Spain.

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>> Come here. Come here. What say the

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Spanish? Is it war? Not yet, sir. Then

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what is it?

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>> Speak, man. Speak.

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>> King Philip feels that the forces who

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fan the flames of hatred toward France

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can still be thwarted.

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>> But how? How?

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>> An alliance based on royal marriage.

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>> Royal marriage?

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>> Yes, sir. Between Maria, Princess of

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Spain, and a French nobleman of your

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choosing.

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>> What do you think, Dammo?

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>> Philip Isru, he knows the Spanish. The

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right marriage might well stir their

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romantic imagination and avert war.

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>> Yes, it's quite true. Quite true. But we

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must be careful. We must choose the

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proper man. You, Cora, refresh yourself.

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I shall send for you. Yes, Dammo. We

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must choose the proper man. [laughter]

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Someone handsome, dashing, clever, one

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whose wit and charm would captivate the

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Spanish court. [laughter]

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>> In other words, sir, the Duke Desan.

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Who else?

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>> Brilliant. Sto brilliant.

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>> Obvious choice to rid the court of his

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fiery temper and quick blade to say

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nothing of considerable romantic

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competition.

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The young blood should be duly grateful.

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Ado,

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>> not to mention a few of the older ones.

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Sir, [laughter]

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>> I shouldn't wonder.

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What do you mean?

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>> Oh, nothing, sir. Nothing except I

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noticed the charming newcomer Madame de

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Pumpadar favor him with a smile.

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>> A smile? A smile? What's a smile?

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>> She did.

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>> But what matter, sir? After all, he

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leaves in a few days.

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>> Few days? He leaves tonight.

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Send the corer back to Spain. Tell

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Philillip his daughter Maria Weds, the

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darling of the French court. B he

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swordsman extraordinaire

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prince of the blood I adore Duke Dorn.

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>> Very well sir

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>> informed the sons the queen the

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ministers

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spread the news this is a big night and

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all France must celebrate.

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Good heavens.

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Get my barber.

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MER,

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>> where is he?

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>> In the timber mate's room.

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>> Thank you very much. Chamber mage. Oh,

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>> go away, Mimi. Don't try to stop me.

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You've broken my heart for the last

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time. You're now gazing at a Frenchman

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who is not afraid to die for love.

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>> Look here, stop.

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>> Don't try to stop me, Mimi. Don't

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>> Oh, it's you. Talk to me later. I'm

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killing myself. Look, you can't You

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can't kill yourself. Why not? The king

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wants to shave. Tell him I'm tied up.

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Oh, the king. Oh, that's different.

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You didn't tie the rope.

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>> I was going to take a couple of practice

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swings. Oh,

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>> my dear B. Why do you want to kill

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yourself? You with so much to live for.

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It's Mimi.

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>> Mimi? Why should he be upset of a little

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skully maid?

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>> Scullery maid? She's the king's new

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chamber mage. She promoted herself

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upstairs.

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>> Why do she can promote herself upstairs?

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She can promote herself upstairs.

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>> Maybe not.

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>> You don't know Mimi. She's ambitious to

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be somebody for years. She's been

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determined to get upstairs.

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>> Oh, perhaps she wanted to enlarge her

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mind.

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>> No, her mind's large enough and the rest

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of her doesn't need any improvement.

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>> Well, then what's worrying you?

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>> It's the king. After all, he's got the

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power to He's the king. Look here, I'm

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surprised. You know, a chamber mate

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doesn't seek to attract the king's eye

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unless she wants to.

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>> That's right. Not unless she wants to.

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>> Well,

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>> she wants to.

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>> Are you certain?

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>> I'm positive. I threw myself at her

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feet. Told her if she went through with

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this, I'd hang myself.

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>> And what did she do?

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>> Loan me the rope.

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>> Well, okay.

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>> My poor poor friend. You were right. You

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must kill yourself.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Huh? You were right. Absolutely right.

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>> Well, you could argue with me a little.

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>> Okay, think. You're a Frenchman. Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> A man of honor. Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> You lost your sweetheart. Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> Then you must kill yourself. No.

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>> No. Well, let's settle. I got to get to

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work.

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>> Mimi.

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>> Oh, are you still alive?

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>> Tell the king. I'll be right up.

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>> Mimi, you're making a mistake. A big

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mistake. I have nothing further to say.

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Bo care.

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>> Well, I won't let you do it.

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>> You won't let me do it. Out of my way,

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Barbara.

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>> Pretty sure yourself, aren't you? What

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makes you think the king will look at

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you twice?

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>> He won't have to. Once will be enough.

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>> Mimi, do you realize what you're doing?

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Turning me down. And for what? A king?

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Mimi, I've got a future. I'm only a

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little barber now, but someday I'll have

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a shop of my own with two chairs, three

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chairs, maybe even four. And what has

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the king got? One chair.

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>> But look what's on it. Yeah. And another

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thing, what about those other women

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upstairs? They'll see through your

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tricky schemes.

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>> In this palace, it's every woman for

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herself. Dog eat dog.

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>> Let's leave the queen out of this.

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>> WHERE IS THAT BOKEA?

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>> My dear Mr. Vocare, I am now going in to

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prepare the queen's bath. And while the

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queen is taking her bath, who knows, I

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may get to meet the king.

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>> Farewell, Barber.

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>> Mimi, I'm warning you, if you go through

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with this, you'll never see me again.

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Have you thought about that?

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>> Well,

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>> well,

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>> well,

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>> I guess you've thought about it.

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>> Wait,

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go.

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>> Who care?

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>> Gentlemen, I didn't call you in to ask

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your opinion. I called you in to give

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you my decisions. Who care? You clumsy

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idiot.

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>> Oh, there you are. Oh,

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sorry. Sorry.

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But to send a dictation, a dendy, a

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puppy, whose experience in court

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diplomacy is limited to to courting.

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>> Exactly. Are you quite true, gentlemen,

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for if you are,

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>> Booker? What is the matter with you

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tonight?

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>> Sorry, sir. I I Oh,

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I'm sorry. It's Mimi. Mimi? Who's Mimi?

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>> Oh, your girl.

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I mean my girl. That is She's our girl

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gets around, doesn't she?

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>> Man, what are you jabbering about?

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>> Mimi, may I talk to you about her sire?

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>> Certainly not. Now, gentlemen, let's

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finish with this discussion. The Duke

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Des goes to Spain and he goes tonight.

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>> Who's Mimi?

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>> Well, she's been downstairs. Now she's

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upstairs.

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>> Never mind. Now here's the queen.

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Louie, what's this idea of Desawn going

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to Spain?

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>> Quite true. Quite true. What about it?

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>> Nothing. I just wondered why. Of all our

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very talented young men, you chose

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Desawn.

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>> Why not? Royal blood. Best swordsman in

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the land. And I understand from certain

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sources that he's very attractive to the

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ladies. Hey, Barber.

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>> Oh, yes, sir. Very attractive.

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>> But he doesn't even speak Spanish.

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>> Oh, don't worry about him. He'll make

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himself understood.

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>> Shut up, you idiot.

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>> He didn't say anything.

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I said, "Shut up."

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>> My dear, please remember, we never

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display anger in front of our cabinet.

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Anger is the effort of a limited mind to

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express itself.

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Now, shut up, you idiot, and powder my

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wig.

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>> Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I was only repeating

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what Mimi told me.

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>> Who is this? Oh. Oh.

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[cough]

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Okay, you'll answer for this. And once

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and for all, who is this Mimi?

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>> My girl, Sire. She dreams of position,

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power, why she'd like to influence the

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king like Madame Pompador.

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>> And who says Madame Pompador influences

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the king?

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>> Oh, everybody knows that. It's all over

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it. Or don't they?

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>> Louie,

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I shall talk to you later.

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>> My dear, wait. Please, you mustn't

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misunderstand. You see,

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>> I said later and alone

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care.

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You blundering nickel poop,

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get out of this palace. If I so much as

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see you again, I'll have your head.

281
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>> Yes, sir. Thank you, sire.

282
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That's the other matter. This all is for

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Spain tonight.

284
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I guess I caught him in a bad humor.

285
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>> Who does he think he is to talk to me

286
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that way? After all, I'm not dirt. I'm a

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man.

288
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Well, sort of.

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What makes him so special anyway? A

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ring, a wig, some robes, and a few

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soldiers.

292
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After all, anyone can be king.

293
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Just happens to be where you get born,

294
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that's all.

295
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I could be king.

296
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But I'd make a good king, too.

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Oh, Liverlip never looked this good.

298
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Bokeare, you jabbering and kapa poop.

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I'd have your head.

300
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Have my head. But it won't look good on

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him either.

302
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Boy, if I were king around here, things

303
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would be different. I wouldn't go around

304
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cutting off everybody's head and taking

305
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away everybody's girl.

306
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Well, I wouldn't go around cutting off

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everybody's head.

308
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Him and his mask. Got a mask for day and

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a mask for night. Even got a mask for

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sleeping. I don't blame him. If I had a

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face like him, I'd keep it confidential,

312
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too.

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Don't shoot.

314
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Oh, pardon me, your majesty.

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Approach me.

316
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Approach me.

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Pretty little wench.

318
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>> Thank you, sir.

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Rise, child. Rise.

320
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Haven't I seen you about the palace? I

321
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>> hardly dared that my sire would notice

322
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me.

323
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>> Oh, but of course you're the little

324
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wench who's been seen around with Bokeh

325
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Alaba. Splendid chap. Bokeare and so

326
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handsome.

327
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>> Boare. Handsome.

328
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>> Just don't see how one man can get that

329
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handsome.

330
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>> Believe me, s there's nothing between

331
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myself and boare.

332
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>> Nothing. You call that nothing? The way

333
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you kissed him at the scullery maid's

334
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ball behind the onion sacks.

335
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>> Sir, you know of that.

336
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>> My child, the king's eyes are

337
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everywhere.

338
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,600
>> Oh,

339
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but your majesty, I did not come here to

340
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discuss Bokeare, handsome though he may

341
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be and

342
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>> charming, witty, clever, and I happen to

343
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know THAT YOU'VE SHOWN MORE THAN a

344
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casual interest in him.

345
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Oh, I'll admit s that for a barber he's

346
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:16,320
very amusing and well rather sweet. But

347
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after all, Bokeare is a man and I'm not

348
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:21,760
interested in men. Mortal men. My

349
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interest is France.

350
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:27,600
>> What do you mean?

351
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>> Sire, I am a patriot. I love France. And

352
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:32,320
to me, sire, you are France. All of

353
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France.

354
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:38,639
>> Oh, it's just the way the robe fits.

355
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:41,199
It's just strictly for lounging.

356
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:42,959
>> Oh, what a moment to be alone with

357
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:45,040
France,

358
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to see France,

359
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:49,600
to hear France,

360
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to touch France.

361
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Do you know what a moment this is for a

362
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,360
woman?

363
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,680
>> It's not so bad for France, either.

364
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,519
>> Don't think of me as a woman. Think of

365
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me as the people of France.

366
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:04,680
>> I'd rather think of you as a woman in

367
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such a small room.

368
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:15,320
That desire was for France.

369
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:15,320
>> Now, let's have one for the colonies.

370
00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:21,240
>> Louie,

371
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>> the queen.

372
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,040
>> Oh, your majesty, don't misunderstand.

373
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>> I'm sure I shant. I never do. Do I,

374
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,519
Louie?

375
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>> I was just telling his majesty of my

376
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patriotism.

377
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>> These are perilous times, child.

378
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:40,839
Patriotism is not bought cheaply. Come,

379
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I will see you are amply rewarded.

380
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,199
>> This is not my day.

381
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>> God.

382
00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:50,000
>> God,

383
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>> your majesty

384
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>> escort this winch to the Spanish border.

385
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>> Spain. Oh, but your m

386
00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:58,320
>> and if ever you said put in France

387
00:16:56,079 --> 00:17:00,720
again, I'll have your head. Take it

388
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,720
away.

389
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:05,959
>> Spain.

390
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,959
Oh no.

391
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:18,319
>> Well, that's the king. Then who will

392
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:23,079
care?

393
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:23,079
REVENGE. I SWEAR REVENGE.

394
00:17:29,322 --> 00:17:31,342
>> [music]

395
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>> Tell Madame Pompador I'm here.

396
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,559
>> But you're

397
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:41,880
>> I said tell her.

398
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,880
>> But sire.

399
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:50,360
>> Duke Desant.

400
00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:50,360
We'll see about that.

401
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,080
>> Perhaps if I intervene with the king.

402
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:58,480
>> It's no use. I'm ordered to leave within

403
00:17:54,080 --> 00:18:00,799
the hour. Farewell, Deshawn.

404
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,240
>> The king.

405
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:03,280
>> She was just wishing me a safe journey,

406
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,720
your majesty.

407
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,840
>> Oh, you grace. You've got to take me to

408
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,520
Spain.

409
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,880
>> Career.

410
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,320
>> What are you doing in the king's robe?

411
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,640
>> Well, I had a chill. Please take me to

412
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,360
Spain.

413
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,400
>> Out of the question.

414
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:15,679
>> I know I shouldn't presume or

415
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,799
>> you know how things are around here.

416
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,200
Can't you do something with them?

417
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:18,480
>> Get out.

418
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,720
>> I know, but it's a matter of life and

419
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:23,679
death, but I could serve you. Serve you

420
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:26,679
well, please.

421
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:26,679
Oh.

422
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,720
Uh-oh.

423
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,919
King is coming. Oh, please. Please take

424
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,200
me. You don't know what this means to

425
00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:33,760
me. Mimi's going to Spain and I've got

426
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,720
to go, too.

427
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,760
>> Heads if we're caught together.

428
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,559
>> Please, I'll be your lackey. I'll be

429
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,280
your lackey.

430
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,480
>> Must be a way out.

431
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,440
>> I'll do your laces, your undies. I'll

432
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,080
fix the runs in your style.

433
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,280
>> Could fight it out.

434
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,000
>> I'll bring you breakfast in bed.

435
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,200
>> No, not the king.

436
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,480
>> Think fast. We've got to do something.

437
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,400
>> I'll keep your trim. I'll scratch your

438
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,160
back. I'll scratch yours, too. I'll cut

439
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,640
your hair. I'll shave you. Oh, please

440
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,559
tell him.

441
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,400
>> Shave. Shave. That's it. Yeah.

442
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:56,120
Immediately out of his clothes and

443
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,120
everything. Come on over here.

444
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,160
>> Come in. Sire.

445
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:11,880
One moment. Sire.

446
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,880
You're next.

447
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:18,440
All right. Let him in. Pull this. Grace.

448
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,440
Your grace.

449
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,480
Evening Desawn

450
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,840
shaving at this hour.

451
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,120
>> Yes, your majesty. You see, I

452
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,080
>> That's my idea, sire.

453
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,039
>> You, Barber?

454
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,880
>> Yes, sir.

455
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,000
>> I was rather under the impression that

456
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,600
you were no longer with us.

457
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,799
>> Oh, I'm leaving. I'm practically gone.

458
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,880
I'll be out of here before you can say

459
00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:43,120
Madame Papador.

460
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,640
>> Just a final shave, your majesty. Uh, a

461
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:48,400
good man, this book here. Ah,

462
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:51,280
>> what's this familiar scent? And the lace

463
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,840
so delicate, so feminine. Anyone we

464
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,520
know?

465
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,840
>> I have no idea, your majesty. That is

466
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,960
iron.

467
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,679
>> It's mine, your majesty.

468
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,840
>> Yours?

469
00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:59,440
>> I carry one for show and one for blow.

470
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,880
Delightful scent, isn't it? I wouldn't

471
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,919
give two cents for those other scents.

472
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,520
Comes all the WAY FROM FRANCE.

473
00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:04,559
>> THIS IS FRANCE.

474
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,440
>> SMALL WORLD.

475
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:08,960
>> Miss Fast begins to bore me. I reason to

476
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,480
suspect someone is hiding in your

477
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:13,039
apartment,

478
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:16,640
should I chance to find her, I'm afraid

479
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:18,640
I shall have YOUR HEAD AND YOURS, TOO.

480
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:21,799
NATURALLY, two heads are always better

481
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,799
than one.

482
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,320
>> S to entertain such thoughts is madness.

483
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,799
There's no one in there.

484
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,799
>> We shall see.

485
00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:39,039
>> Oh, this is horrible. You I'm so

486
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,159
worried.

487
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:43,400
>> Stop worrying. I'll tell you when it's

488
00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:43,400
time to worry.

489
00:20:45,919 --> 00:20:50,080
this time.

490
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:51,760
>> Wayne, I could have sworn you had a

491
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,720
visitor,

492
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:59,520
but a man can be wrong about a woman.

493
00:20:54,720 --> 00:21:01,919
Yes, very wrong. My apologies to Shawn.

494
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,600
As for you, bother, one word of this.

495
00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:05,200
Heaven forbid S that these lips should

496
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,919
ever suggest that Madame Pompador need

497
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:11,520
hide behind a draper beneath the bed.

498
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:14,000
Hey. Uhhuh.

499
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,880
WHERE IS SHE?

500
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,520
QUICK, THE BALCONY.

501
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,640
>> OH, HERE.

502
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,720
>> Another way. The other one.

503
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:24,039
>> Oh, back in the chair. Quick. Who's in

504
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,039
there with you?

505
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:33,039
>> No one there. Well, perhaps I be a

506
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:35,840
trifle hasty. But I suppose that happens

507
00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:37,679
to the best of us. Adore.

508
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,799
There's no reasoning with the greeneyed

509
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:42,000
serpent of jealousy. Is the lad. Now,

510
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:47,360
what's the matter with you? Lost your

511
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:50,880
tongue. Soap. Soap. Well, my apologies

512
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,840
again to Sha and Barbara. I needn't warn

513
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,000
you that one.

514
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,200
>> Oh, breathe easily, S. These loyal lips

515
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,760
of mine will never hint that there's a

516
00:21:55,200 --> 00:22:00,799
royal skeleton in the family closet. The

517
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:03,919
>> closet? Of course. Excellent.

518
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:05,600
>> I had to open my big mouth.

519
00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:07,760
Hey,

520
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,480
>> here we go again. Quick. Come here.

521
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,919
>> I'm caught.

522
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,240
>> Huh? You're what?

523
00:22:09,919 --> 00:22:15,120
>> None of us are too loose. Breathe in.

524
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:18,360
He's pontoons. Too late. Here he comes.

525
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,360
>> Breathe out.

526
00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:22,799
Duck. Duke.

527
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,640
Take the upper.

528
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:27,360
Not there.

529
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,799
Desmond. I'm a fool.

530
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,080
An old jealous fool.

531
00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:30,799
>> It's quite all right, sir.

532
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,840
>> Can you forgive me?

533
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,039
>> It's all forgotten, sir.

534
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:37,080
>> Yeah, let's forget.

535
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:37,080
>> Let me have your hand on it.

536
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:43,200
>> Well, I must away. Remember, Barbara

537
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,679
>> Louie.

538
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,760
All right, Louis, stop talking. Unless

539
00:22:45,679 --> 00:22:49,360
you intend to make more of a fool of me

540
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,840
than you have done already.

541
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:54,480
>> What? What's this nonsense?

542
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:57,280
>> So, it's nonsense for the queen of

543
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:59,360
France to come upon the king of France

544
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,919
petting and kissing a little scully

545
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,880
made.

546
00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:06,200
>> Chambermaid.

547
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:06,200
>> Quite right. Chambermaid. Furthermore,

548
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,960
How did you know?

549
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,960
>> Oh, you know how those things whip

550
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,760
around the palace in one keyhole and out

551
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,039
the other.

552
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:21,679
>> Oh, what a disgrace. The whole cult must

553
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:24,400
be laughing. You and that wench.

554
00:23:21,679 --> 00:23:25,600
>> Wench? What wench? I haven't seen any

555
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,880
wench.

556
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:31,760
>> Then I suppose, my dear Louie, somebody

557
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:34,159
else was in your room wearing your robe

558
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:37,120
and your mask and your ring.

559
00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:41,799
>> Ring? What ring? You know your terquas

560
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,799
ring, the one that looks like

561
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,960
that.

562
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:55,200
Oh, we must we must go to the same

563
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,960
jewelers. It It does look like yours. IT

564
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,880
IS MINE.

565
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,799
>> KNEW SHE WASN'T A SCULLERY MADE, EH?

566
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,080
>> OH, MERCY, your majesty. Mercy.

567
00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:03,120
>> Why did you do it, Nay?

568
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,000
>> To save her, sire.

569
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,360
>> Save her from what? You sire there you

570
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,000
see

571
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,640
>> IMPERSONATE ROYALTY WILL YOU YOU LYING

572
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,919
COUNEL.

573
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,640
>> OH PLEASE

574
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:16,480
>> YOUR MAJESTY.

575
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,240
>> She's that barber. Take him to

576
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,080
guillotine and cut off his head in the

577
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,559
morning. Oh farewell your grace. When

578
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,200
you get to Spain look up Mimi. Tell Mimi

579
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,960
I'm sorry.

580
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,080
>> Mimi. Who's Mimi?

581
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,039
>> The little girl who'd like to be like

582
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,000
Madame Papador.

583
00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:33,559
>> OH CHOP OF HIS HEAD TONIGHT. THIS WILL

584
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,559
TEACH ME A LESSON.

585
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,840
What a way to die.

586
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,320
>> Be brave, my friend. You wanted to go

587
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:54,520
anyway,

588
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,520
>> but like a man, not like a salami.

589
00:24:55,919 --> 00:25:00,679
>> Got it. They come for you now.

590
00:24:57,679 --> 00:25:00,679
>> Yeah.

591
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:06,960
>> Come on. Can't we put this off a while?

592
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:09,760
I think I'm getting a sore throat.

593
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,360
Let's quick get into these clothes. Huh?

594
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:16,679
Huh?

595
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,679
UH-HUH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

596
00:25:23,679 --> 00:25:31,080
>> I'm doing wave goodbye to the king.

597
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:31,080
>> No, he'll recognize me. Not from here.

598
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,080
Goodbye. Hey, your majesty. Why don't

599
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,480
you fall off there and break your big

600
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:39,760
fat neck?

601
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:43,159
>> Good luck.

602
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,159
Good repeats.

603
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,600
>> Oh, the queen.

604
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:52,640
Goodbye, old prune phase. Climb back on

605
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:56,360
your broom.

606
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,360
>> Charming boy.

607
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:01,600
>> What do you mean this? What's he doing

608
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,720
in those clothes?

609
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:07,320
>> I'll tell you later, G.

610
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,320
>> I will not get in. I I won't be afraid.

611
00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:15,348
[music]

612
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,440
So they've chosen the illustrious Duke

613
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,760
deser.

614
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:43,240
>> Yes, General.

615
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,240
>> Quite a choice.

616
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,679
>> We of Spain should be highly flattered,

617
00:26:45,679 --> 00:26:50,000
gentlemen.

618
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:52,320
And our lovely Princess Maria

619
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,279
>> has already left the Swiss convent

620
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:58,480
traveling incognito. By now she should

621
00:26:55,279 --> 00:27:00,880
be well across France. Oh, and if the

622
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,799
unfortunate young lady were to die on

623
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,640
French soil, who but the French could be

624
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:06,640
held responsibly,

625
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,360
there's only one answer our stupid king

626
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,559
could give.

627
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,799
>> You mean a war?

628
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:11,919
>> What else?

629
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:14,240
During a war, anything [music] can

630
00:27:11,919 --> 00:27:16,880
happen. Thrones can topple. One of

631
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:22,360
determination and vision. Might seize

632
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:22,360
the reigns and rule Spain.

633
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,840
>> It will be done, General.

634
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:30,559
>> I didn't question it.

635
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,559
I have a great capacity for gratitude,

636
00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:36,600
amigos.

637
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:36,600
I shall remember you.

638
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:52,440
How tragic that one so young and lovely

639
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:52,440
as our princess Maria must die.

640
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:03,039
Da Clara,

641
00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:04,799
what do you suppose he's like? Handsome,

642
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:07,120
gay, kind.

643
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:09,600
>> He's probably a very nice young man.

644
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,840
>> Of course, he won't be. He'll be rich

645
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,960
and fat and bald with as many chins as

646
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,799
he [music] has shadows.

647
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,120
>> You mustn't think of these things.

648
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:18,399
>> I know. I know. This is a marriage of

649
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,480
political expedience.

650
00:28:18,399 --> 00:28:22,880
>> And you are the princess of Spain.

651
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:26,840
>> I am also a woman. But first, you are

652
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,840
the princess of Spain.

653
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,200
>> Is it going to take all day to fix that

654
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,880
harness?

655
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,080
>> I'm doing the best I can, sir, with what

656
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,600
I have to work with.

657
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,559
>> Well, hurry up. We don't want to spend

658
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:41,600
the night here.

659
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:45,120
More [music] delays. What a journey.

660
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:47,279
Broken harness, miserable heat, dust,

661
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,440
and on top of it, this preposterous boss

662
00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:51,279
greed. Desan, I insist on your getting

663
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,880
out of those clothes immediately. I've

664
00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:54,960
told you, Dharma, I shall change when we

665
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,640
approach the Spanish border. Not before.

666
00:28:54,960 --> 00:29:02,600
At the moment, it's quite too hot and

667
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:02,600
I'm quite too comfortable. H quite

668
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:14,120
>> Do you have a spare thong? I think so.

669
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:14,120
Look under the seat, Chico.

670
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,300
>> [music]

671
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,120
>> Okay. What a beauty. What an angel. What

672
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,440
a vision.

673
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:45,320
>> What are we waiting for? I think the one

674
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,320
in the big hat likes you.

675
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:50,480
Drive on.

676
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:54,600
>> But madam, the harness is broken.

677
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,600
>> I said drive on.

678
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,520
>> They'll be back.

679
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,919
>> I'm not waiting. Driver and hitch one of

680
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,640
those horses.

681
00:30:03,919 --> 00:30:06,880
>> I'll make it too.

682
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,399
>> May I remind you, my dear, that you're

683
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,039
supposed to be a bridegroom route to

684
00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:10,720
your marriage.

685
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:12,320
>> An event I can hardly anticipate with

686
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,840
reddish, particularly to a woman I've

687
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,200
never even seen. Yeah, for all he knows,

688
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,720
she may be a big fat flabby to rather

689
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,600
attractive type of woman.

690
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,480
>> Shut up.

691
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,399
>> Yes, sir.

692
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,080
>> And may I further remind you that I am

693
00:30:22,399 --> 00:30:26,159
being held responsible for the success

694
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,200
of the marriage ceremony, and I assure

695
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:31,520
you, I don't intend to fail.

696
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,520
>> Handsome, wasn't he? The

697
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,440
>> princess of Spain does not bestow her

698
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,720
smiles upon a stranger,

699
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,360
>> especially a commoner.

700
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,580
>> Commoner or nobleman, the forces that

701
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,880
will prevent your marriage are desperate

702
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:45,520
[music] and will stop at nothing.

703
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:49,399
We should proceed seeing no one,

704
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,399
speaking to no one.

705
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,320
It's the girl they're being attacked.

706
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,679
Come after them.

707
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,080
>> Use your head, man. They can afford no

708
00:31:13,679 --> 00:31:15,120
risks.

709
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,720
>> Yeah, that's right. No risk.

710
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,760
>> You speak of risk to the Duke of Sean.

711
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,720
>> Yeah. What's the matter with you?

712
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,320
>> But there are six of them.

713
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,919
>> Yeah, six of them. Three breach up.

714
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,520
>> 60600. What does it matter?

715
00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:25,520
>> Yeah. What's the matter?

716
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,120
>> Go on. Help him me.

717
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,840
>> Yes, you. You're not a man. You've got

718
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,960
blood in your veins.

719
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,279
>> Yeah, I want to keep it there. It's a

720
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,640
squirty kind. Huh? Go on, man. Help him.

721
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:33,600
>> I'll let him get a mad. I'll cut in

722
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,960
later. Go home.

723
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,320
>> Yeah. Well, now you got to warm up to

724
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,320
these. Go,

725
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,320
>> Hulk.

726
00:31:40,831 --> 00:31:42,851
[music]

727
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,440
There you are.

728
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:22,519
Sharks.

729
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,047
>> [music]

730
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,200
>> on guard.

731
00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:44,399
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, it's me.

732
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:48,840
>> Well, did we get them all?

733
00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:48,840
>> All but one. Sorry, he got away.

734
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,960
>> COME BACK AND FIGHT, YOU COWARD. HE WAS

735
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:55,519
THE FINEST swordsman of the lot. Yeah.

736
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:59,679
Go ahead, you coward.

737
00:32:55,519 --> 00:33:02,080
Lucky for him, he got away when he did.

738
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:03,039
One of them still kicking. Get in there.

739
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,720
Oh, he's dead.

740
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:06,000
>> Oh, then I don't blame him for kicking.

741
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:10,159
There's nothing more to worry about.

742
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:12,480
Your grace. My grace. My grace. Oh, my

743
00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:13,919
gracious.

744
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,399
Well [snorts] done, my good man. Well

745
00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:18,960
done. Remind me to reward you handsomely

746
00:33:16,399 --> 00:33:22,080
with a goat skin full of goats or

747
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,919
something. Thank you. Your grace

748
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,960
>> and our thanks too for coming to our

749
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:27,279
rescue.

750
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,919
>> Oh, it's nothing. It's just every day.

751
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:31,679
Who's there?

752
00:33:29,919 --> 00:33:33,200
>> Well, I must run along now and sharpen

753
00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:35,440
my sword. You can never tell where we'll

754
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,559
meet more of these CADs.

755
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,799
Don't belong, my good man.

756
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:39,799
>> Your grace.

757
00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:45,120
>> I'm afraid you have no driver. Would you

758
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:46,480
grant me the privilege of driving you to

759
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,559
your destination?

760
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,039
>> You are most kind. Thank you. We'll

761
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:50,720
manage.

762
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:53,120
>> Well, madame, we are alone and must

763
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,039
travel by night. This gentleman is being

764
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:58,559
most considerate.

765
00:33:55,039 --> 00:34:02,679
>> Well, if your master will permit.

766
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:02,679
>> I think I might persuade him.

767
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,240
>> Watch that next one. It's not there.

768
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,560
>> Don't bother to come across Dharm. I'm

769
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,639
leaving.

770
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,839
>> Oh, thank heaven you see.

771
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,399
>> I'm driving the latest to their

772
00:34:11,839 --> 00:34:12,960
destination.

773
00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:15,119
>> Oh, we are?

774
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,960
>> I FORBID IT. I ABSOLUTELY FORBID IT.

775
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,679
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. He

776
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,119
calls it Nazis.

777
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:20,800
>> Oh, don't worry, Dharma. I'll meet you

778
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:22,720
at the tavern on the Spanish border.

779
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,159
>> But the son, THE SPANISH PARTNER AND

780
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,639
WELCOME WILL BE THERE expecting to meet

781
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,760
the Duke.

782
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,839
>> I said I'd be there.

783
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,720
>> Yeah, we'll be there. Not you.

784
00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:32,000
>> SELFISH.

785
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:33,839
>> COME BACK. COME BACK. THIS IS TREASONS.

786
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,720
Stop him. DO YOU HEAR? STOP HIM.

787
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,079
>> I'M MAD at him.

788
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,520
>> He's making fool of me. Do you

789
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:39,760
understand? A fool.

790
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:42,760
>> Who's arguing?

791
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,760
JEAN,

792
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:48,079
>> imagine him doing this to me.

793
00:34:47,359 --> 00:34:49,280
>> Me, too.

794
00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:51,200
>> Do you realize what this means?

795
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,040
Supposing he arrives late. SUPPOSING HE

796
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,720
DOESN'T ARRIVE AT ALL. I'm not going to

797
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,639
put up with it. I won't. I'm not going

798
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:58,720
to risk my head for one of his silly

799
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:02,119
escapades. I won't stand for it. You

800
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,119
understand? I

801
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,720
What's going on behind that? H.

802
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,560
It might work at death.

803
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:17,040
>> What might work at what?

804
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,000
>> Your grace.

805
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,760
>> Oh, no you don't.

806
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,880
>> Not me. No, I just came along for the

807
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,440
riding to find Mimi.

808
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,880
>> You must.

809
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,160
>> Not me. It means war.

810
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,440
>> Well, let him start shooting, but I'm

811
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,280
not going around impersonating any

812
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,800
dukes. Especially the Sean. He fights

813
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,119
stools. A fell can get SLICED UP THAT

814
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,640
WAY.

815
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:32,480
>> On the contrary of your grace, the

816
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,640
Spanish are a warm, affectionate people

817
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,359
far more interested in the Duke's other

818
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,960
reputation.

819
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:39,280
>> Well, good luck.

820
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:42,400
>> Other reputation? Mhm. He's considered

821
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:45,440
quite a prize among the ladies. Yeah,

822
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:47,839
that's right. Women.

823
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,520
Yeah. Hundreds of them throwing

824
00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:52,880
themselves at me, pawning me, mauling

825
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:54,480
me, half Nelson's, hammerlocks. I Oh, no

826
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,400
you don't. You almost had me going, but

827
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,320
I'm not impersonating any royally. No

828
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,599
more. I nearly got my head chopped off

829
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,240
doing that. Sorry. You'll have to use

830
00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:01,839
the old Duke.

831
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,720
>> Oh, very well. I won't hurt you.

832
00:36:01,839 --> 00:36:04,079
>> Well, now you're talking.

833
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,880
>> I'll send you back to Paris.

834
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:09,079
>> Now you're talking.

835
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:09,079
>> And the guillot. Now you're

836
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,160
you're talking to the new Duke.

837
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:21,440
When I took her riding on Monday, riding

838
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,720
on Monday, riding on a Monday, she said,

839
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:27,720
"No, sir. riding on Monday in the coach

840
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,720
and

841
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,520
then I [music] took her riding on

842
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,320
Tuesday. Riding on Tuesday, riding on a

843
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:43,160
Tuesday. She came closer riding on

844
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,160
Tuesday than she was before.

845
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:54,480
Wednesday she resisted. Thursday I

846
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:58,599
insisted day after day I'd pray she'd

847
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,599
say see sor.

848
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:13,599
So I brought her riding on Sunday riding

849
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:16,480
on Sunday. Riding on a Sunday. And I

850
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:20,400
taught her riding on Sunday. love as a

851
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:23,760
lovely Lord. Then I found her right

852
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:27,599
beside me and I held her tight beside

853
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:35,720
me. There was such a light inside me in

854
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:35,720
the coach and far in the coach and far.

855
00:37:35,846 --> 00:37:37,866
[music]

856
00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:41,520
>> Still asleep?

857
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,119
>> Yes.

858
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:47,839
>> I'm glad my singing didn't have the same

859
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:50,880
effect on you. It was very nice.

860
00:37:47,839 --> 00:37:53,440
>> What's your name?

861
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,920
>> What does it matter? A lack is called by

862
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,240
many names.

863
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,640
But your speech, your swordsmanship,

864
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:03,040
your bearing. It's more fitting one of

865
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:08,520
gentle even of royal birth.

866
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,520
>> Don't let speak of royalty. I hate them.

867
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:13,839
>> I too have no love for them.

868
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:16,560
the things they do to people like you

869
00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:20,599
and me.

870
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,599
>> Let's forget them, shall we?

871
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:28,200
>> Forgive me. I didn't want you to fall

872
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,200
off.

873
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:37,320
The road's much bumpier from here on.

874
00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:45,986
>> [music]

875
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:58,720
>> Somehow I always knew it would be like

876
00:38:55,119 --> 00:39:01,720
this suddenly without names, without

877
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,720
warning.

878
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:13,880
A shame. Stop the coach. Come down at

879
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,880
once.

880
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:33,800
We'll stay the night. Make arrangements.

881
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,800
>> Yes, ma'am.

882
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,520
>> You

883
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,560
at midnight when he's asleep, will you

884
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,079
drive us to Madrid?

885
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,520
>> Madridor

886
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:43,200
>> for a 100 pieces of gold.

887
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,520
>> Oh,

888
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,599
>> da Clara. Please, may I not even say

889
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:51,160
goodbye? You will leave a note. It'll be

890
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:51,160
easier that way.

891
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,520
Mimi.

892
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,760
Mimi.

893
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,520
Mim me.

894
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,520
Mim me.

895
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,640
Stay out of my dreams, will you?

896
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,320
>> So you let her get away, amigo?

897
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,000
>> General, it could not be helped. Some

898
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,920
madman with a sword sliced us to

899
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,480
ribbons. I was lucky to get away with my

900
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,599
life.

901
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,560
>> Were you, amigo?

902
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:47,359
>> Yes, General. Very lucky.

903
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,200
>> Take him out. See if his luck continues.

904
00:40:47,359 --> 00:40:49,839
But general, I have been loyal, a

905
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,760
friend.

906
00:40:49,839 --> 00:40:54,079
>> You may be certain, amigo, that I shall

907
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:57,079
always think of you tenderly.

908
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:57,079
>> Out.

909
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,839
>> There is nothing to stop the wording

910
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,880
now. [music]

911
00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:06,400
>> Takes two to make a marriage, Captain.

912
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,520
And the bridegroom arrives this

913
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,560
afternoon.

914
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,400
>> The Shonda.

915
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:13,599
>> Mhm.

916
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:16,000
Now, uh, wouldn't it be a most unhappy

917
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:17,440
circumstance if his grace would meet

918
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,720
with an accident during his [music] stay

919
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,000
in Spain?

920
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:24,319
>> Shall we say tonight?

921
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,920
>> It might not be easy. They say he's the

922
00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:29,520
finest swordsman in France. [music]

923
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,800
>> Hardly the finest without his sword.

924
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,319
>> Do you have a plan?

925
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,480
>> Not at the moment, but you may be sure.

926
00:41:32,319 --> 00:41:36,400
By the time his grace, you cannot stay

927
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,400
in Spain. You have no passport.

928
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,079
>> Let me go. Please let me go. If you send

929
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,520
me back, it means my death. It's been

930
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:43,440
ordered by THE QUEEN HERSELF.

931
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:47,720
>> MY DEAR, young lady, that is no concern

932
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,720
of ours. Come along.

933
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,800
>> Have her sent to me at once.

934
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:58,079
You arrive at the tavern in a moment. If

935
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,000
he's not there, for heaven's sake,

936
00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:01,920
remember you're dressed like a juke. Try

937
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,640
and behave like a juke. When you're

938
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:08,000
expected to bow, bow. And when you're

939
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:10,400
expected to smile, smile.

940
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:14,119
Yes, sir. If you're challenged to a

941
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,119
jewel, I run.

942
00:42:15,359 --> 00:42:20,960
>> You see, my dear uh Mimi wasn't. You

943
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,960
see, dear Mimi, I'm fully aware of the

944
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:26,079
unjust treatment you received at the

945
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:28,160
hands of the French.

946
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:30,160
>> The general is most understanding.

947
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,800
>> Yes, of course, my dear hand, I assure

948
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:34,319
you, most appreciative of the efforts of

949
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,560
his friends.

950
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:39,599
>> Just what does the general have in mind?

951
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,359
Oh, trifle for a lady of your obvious

952
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:43,200
accomplishments.

953
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:45,839
Merely that when my men pay their

954
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,760
respect to the Duke tonight,

955
00:42:45,839 --> 00:42:50,880
his sword shall be unavailable.

956
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,440
>> Murder.

957
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,599
>> Murder? No. No. No. Who speaks of

958
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,440
murder, my dear child? A simple

959
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:59,040
abduction just to delay the wedding for

960
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,040
a day or two.

961
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,960
>> But doesn't that mean war?

962
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:05,314
>> War?

963
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,440
What an ugly thought for such a charming

964
00:43:05,314 --> 00:43:11,599
[music] head when it might be thinking

965
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:15,839
of uh a reward. For instance,

966
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:19,640
a chateau in Barcelona or uh perhaps a

967
00:43:15,839 --> 00:43:19,640
palace in Madrid.

968
00:43:25,619 --> 00:43:27,640
[music]

969
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,599
Take him out of the pots.

970
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:51,560
>> Thanks. You lovely peasants.

971
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,560
Small crowd.

972
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,880
>> Control yourself. I know it's hard to

973
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,880
try.

974
00:44:03,839 --> 00:44:07,119
The struting peacock.

975
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,319
>> I can't believe it.

976
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:10,560
>> I do.

977
00:44:08,319 --> 00:44:14,079
>> Can't believe what?

978
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:18,880
>> That I'm going to have a chatau.

979
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:22,680
>> My little Mimi, I won't forget that.

980
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,680
>> Neither will the Duke.

981
00:44:23,915 --> 00:44:26,640
[sighs and gasps]

982
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,960
>> Say, why am I shaving you? I'm the boy

983
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,680
they're waiting for down there. Did you

984
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:34,160
see all that femininity? Acres and acres

985
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,440
of it. Boy, what grazing?

986
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,560
>> There happened to be waiting for the

987
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,240
Duke Des.

988
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:41,880
>> Yeah.

989
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,880
Say, maybe that's him.

990
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:48,880
His

991
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,440
Excellency, the Commanding General of

992
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:55,800
the Spanish Army, Francisco Miguel

993
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,800
Carlos Monter

994
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,440
Castillo de Rios, Garcia Gonzalez,

995
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,280
Roamor Andrade.

996
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,280
Must have brought the army with him.

997
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:08,000
>> Show him in

998
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:10,240
the most powerful man in Spain. Quick,

999
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,319
put on

1000
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,839
understand. I'll do all the talking. You

1001
00:45:12,319 --> 00:45:19,160
understand? Okay, you just do the

1002
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:19,160
bowing. Wrong coat. The wrong code.

1003
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,119
That's better.

1004
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,119
>> Something missing here.

1005
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,200
>> Your grace, we greet you in the name of

1006
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,119
Spain.

1007
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:36,359
>> Your Excellency, we greet you in the

1008
00:45:33,119 --> 00:45:36,359
name of France.

1009
00:45:43,839 --> 00:45:48,480
I trust your grace had a pleasant trip.

1010
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,160
Oh, I had a very good carriage. My grace

1011
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,079
was very comfortable.

1012
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,319
>> His grace is just it was the most

1013
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:55,440
tiresome and dusty journey. His grace is

1014
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,960
really most fatigued.

1015
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,720
>> I feel a little tired, too. A

1016
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,800
>> condition easily remedied. I've taken

1017
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:02,160
the liberty of ordering dinner. Exciting

1018
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,560
dishes to tempt the pallet.

1019
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:09,440
>> Oh, well, I'm not exactly hungry. wines

1020
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:12,400
to stimulate your senses. Not thirsty.

1021
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:14,480
>> And uh after dinner, something to please

1022
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,319
your gracious discerning eye.

1023
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,560
>> Well, let's start with the dessert,

1024
00:46:16,319 --> 00:46:20,640
shall we? Go. You may come, too, if

1025
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,280
you'd like. Thank you, your grace.

1026
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,599
>> After you. After you. No, no. After you.

1027
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,520
You

1028
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:28,520
>> After you. After you.

1029
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,359
Let's have some more

1030
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:44,000
drink

1031
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:47,400
up the

1032
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,400
drink every

1033
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,920
time

1034
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,920
try

1035
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:06,119
get The voices clear. Stand up and

1036
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:06,119
cheer. Drink

1037
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:12,640
the [music] bottles on top.

1038
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:15,040
Drink every

1039
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,440
drink as we sing to the queen and the

1040
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,040
king.

1041
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:21,119
>> We would drink to a new

1042
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,680
drink to the seal and the flag of

1043
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:27,440
Castile. We would drink to our wives if

1044
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:29,937
we had to drink to the future and drink

1045
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,839
to the past. Bring to the land we

1046
00:47:29,937 --> 00:47:35,920
[music] love.

1047
00:47:31,839 --> 00:47:38,720
Drink to our love we always drink to our

1048
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,800
lost guest

1049
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:43,280
up your

1050
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,440
way

1051
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:48,480
drink

1052
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:51,480
your system

1053
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,480
every

1054
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,160
drink

1055
00:47:56,079 --> 00:47:59,079
is

1056
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:04,160
>> what are you doing here? Shh.

1057
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:07,720
>> Let's go someplace where we can talk.

1058
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,720
>> All right. In here.

1059
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,760
>> Mimi, let me look at you. Gosh, it's

1060
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,599
good to see you.

1061
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,480
>> And you, too, Boare.

1062
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,920
>> Oh. Oh, Mimi. Gee, I I never expected

1063
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,400
this. I thought you might even be angry

1064
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,640
with me.

1065
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,400
>> Angry with you. Whatever for.

1066
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,520
>> Well, you know, I kind of got you kicked

1067
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,680
out of France and everything.

1068
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,240
>> Oh, but you didn't mean to, did you?

1069
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,880
>> Uh-uh.

1070
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:31,440
>> It was just a mistake. A silly little

1071
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,480
mistake.

1072
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,559
>> That's [music] right, a mistake.

1073
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:38,720
>> And we all make mistakes, don't we?

1074
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:39,839
>> Yeah. Let's not stop now. Huh?

1075
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,240
>> What are you doing in the Duke's

1076
00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:41,920
clothes?

1077
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,680
>> Oh, I was just taking his place for a

1078
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,960
while. You You know the Duke

1079
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,280
>> Sherm?

1080
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:50,400
>> Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

1081
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,880
>> Well, so they chose you above all others

1082
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,400
to impersonate the irresistible dishon.

1083
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,240
>> That's right. Surprised?

1084
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,440
>> Not at all. I think the choice was

1085
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,400
obvious.

1086
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,880
>> You really think so?

1087
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,240
>> Certainly. One can't hide quality in

1088
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:05,240
breeding.

1089
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,240
>> Yeah.

1090
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,760
When you got it, you got it. There's

1091
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,880
nothing you can do about it.

1092
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:16,240
>> Oh, you're so right.

1093
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,280
One look is enough. That regal forest

1094
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,640
>> runs in the family.

1095
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,920
>> The Hapsburg chin.

1096
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,200
>> Got that from my mother.

1097
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,640
>> The bourbon nose.

1098
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,119
>> Got that from my father. Drank like a

1099
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,160
fish.

1100
00:49:23,119 --> 00:49:28,079
>> Those dark flashing eyes. That soft

1101
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,680
lustrous hair. [music] You should see it

1102
00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:31,760
after a rinse.

1103
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,960
>> Oh, Mimi, let's forget the past and

1104
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,280
settle down together right here in

1105
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,240
Spain.

1106
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,200
>> Just the two of us.

1107
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:39,680
>> That's the usual number, isn't it?

1108
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:42,400
>> I must admit, it's uh tempting.

1109
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,680
>> Tempting. Why? It's

1110
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,319
say it is tempting, isn't it?

1111
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:48,319
>> Oh, I can see it all now. Just you and I

1112
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:50,160
alone in a sweet little cottage.

1113
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,599
>> Yes, Mimi. And perhaps in a year or two,

1114
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,160
>> there'll be a little whale in the

1115
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:53,520
nursery.

1116
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,000
>> Well, personally, I'd rather have

1117
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,559
children.

1118
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,160
>> Oh, care. Mimi,

1119
00:49:56,559 --> 00:49:59,440
>> I wish you'd take that sword off.

1120
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,440
>> Oh, I can't. I've got to look like the

1121
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,400
Duke. Always with his trusty blades. On

1122
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,119
guard. Zip. And he gets his man. And his

1123
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,480
women, too.

1124
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,160
>> I wonder how he does it.

1125
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,599
>> Oh, it's simple. All you have to do is

1126
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,720
hold it like that. Extend it.

1127
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:11,440
>> On guard.

1128
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,680
>> Yeah, that's right.

1129
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:16,480
>> Now, you feather brain powder dust.

1130
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,440
>> Mimi. Mimi. What? Come over you. Mimi,

1131
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,359
don't get excited.

1132
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,440
>> There, Mr. Barber. That'll teach you to

1133
00:50:19,359 --> 00:50:24,240
get people banished from France.

1134
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,000
>> Ouch.

1135
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:29,319
Mimi, I don't get it.

1136
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,319
>> You will.

1137
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,680
Mimi.

1138
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:38,640
>> Hi, you fellas. What is it? Halloween.

1139
00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:39,760
Oh, look. Look. Put away that

1140
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,359
silverware. You get the floor ALL

1141
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,839
SLIPPERY.

1142
00:50:41,359 --> 00:50:45,280
YOU PAY FOR THAT. LOOK, IT'S ALL A

1143
00:50:43,839 --> 00:50:46,640
MISTAKE. You got the wrong boy. You

1144
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,240
wouldn't want an innocent man's blood on

1145
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:51,240
your hands, would you? Yeah, I guess you

1146
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,240
would.

1147
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:11,040
You see him? No ho's not there. Hey,

1148
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:14,440
clean fellas. I tell you, you're getting

1149
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,440
the wrong man.

1150
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,680
>> Hey, where you been? Well, I explain

1151
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:23,920
later. It's all right. Now, not be

1152
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,160
afraid. We can handle him. Don't take an

1153
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:30,200
old sword. Forget that big one. He's a

1154
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,200
set. Get him.

1155
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,680
>> Well done, my dear.

1156
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,680
>> Thank you, General.

1157
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,200
>> In a few seconds from now, our gallant

1158
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,119
friend will be no more

1159
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,440
>> murder. Oh, but General, you said

1160
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:41,680
>> don't be naive, child. One city more or

1161
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,880
less.

1162
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,119
>> Oh, but general, it's all.

1163
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,359
>> Have at you, Violet. Have at you again.

1164
00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:51,359
You're fing with the master now. Take

1165
00:51:47,359 --> 00:51:53,680
that, YOU SWINE. AND THAT AND THAT. HA!

1166
00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:55,839
Got you. Ha! That'll teach you, you

1167
00:51:53,680 --> 00:52:01,280
scrouching cockroach. Gang up on me,

1168
00:51:55,839 --> 00:52:04,680
will you? Retire. Four down, two to go.

1169
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,680
That did it.

1170
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,160
>> Now, Grace, are you all right? Oh, it

1171
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,480
was nothing. Just six of them and an

1172
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,480
evening sport.

1173
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,440
Took him a long time to fall.

1174
00:52:30,079 --> 00:52:34,079
>> Poor amateurs.

1175
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,760
>> This should happen under my protection.

1176
00:52:34,079 --> 00:52:37,200
Why? I promise an investigation.

1177
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,520
>> Say no more, my good man. The book is

1178
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,880
closed.

1179
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,040
>> Deg Grace, you'll be guarded every

1180
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,000
moment from now on. I summon help to

1181
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,800
repair your suite

1182
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,880
>> and clean up the debris here.

1183
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:49,119
>> Please. I didn't know they meant to kill

1184
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,880
you. I swear it. I give you my word.

1185
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:52,240
>> Your word? A sweet little cottage with a

1186
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,480
garden full of daisies and me under

1187
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,079
them.

1188
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,520
>> Oh, you must believe me. You must

1189
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:56,160
>> take your hands off me. I never want to

1190
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,079
see you again.

1191
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,720
>> Oh, listen to me. Bare. Your life is in

1192
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:01,119
danger.

1193
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:04,119
>> You speak to me of danger. I say poop to

1194
00:53:01,119 --> 00:53:04,119
danger.

1195
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Double.

1196
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,359
>> Hey, how do you like that? Six guys

1197
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,559
trying to make a pin cushion out of me.

1198
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:13,280
Come on, get out of those clothes. I've

1199
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,960
had enough of this.

1200
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,240
>> Why, your highness? Oh, don't your

1201
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,000
highness me, your highness. I want to be

1202
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:18,640
your loness again.

1203
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,480
>> What's this?

1204
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,079
>> This is what you got me into.

1205
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,280
>> Thank heaven you're here and safe now.

1206
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:23,520
Come along. Get out of these things at

1207
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,040
once.

1208
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,520
>> I'm afraid not. You see, I'm on route to

1209
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,160
Madrid.

1210
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,680
>> Madrid?

1211
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,079
>> I must see her once more, if only to say

1212
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,319
goodbye.

1213
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:31,760
>> I forbid it. I ABSOLUTELY FORBID IT. HE

1214
00:53:30,319 --> 00:53:32,960
ABSOLUTELY forbids a shame on you to

1215
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,319
risk the lives of thousands of your

1216
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,800
countrymenary for the sake of a romantic

1217
00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:36,480
caprice.

1218
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,800
>> Caprice? I've never loved like this

1219
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,000
before.

1220
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,920
>> Well, let's have a Caprice later. Come

1221
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
on, Spart.

1222
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,880
>> You're not very bright tonight. No.

1223
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,079
Would you have your bridegroom killed?

1224
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,359
Those men weren't after him. They're

1225
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:46,079
after me.

1226
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:47,520
>> That's right.

1227
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:48,480
>> Yeah, you're darn right. That's why I'm

1228
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,839
getting out of these clothes.

1229
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,280
>> All right, my friend. Go ahead. Change

1230
00:53:49,839 --> 00:53:52,000
your clothes. Plunge your country into

1231
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,640
war.

1232
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,079
>> What do you mean?

1233
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,960
>> I didn't expect this of a clever fellow

1234
00:53:54,079 --> 00:53:55,760
like you, Bare.

1235
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,040
>> Me? What did I do?

1236
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,559
>> A man with a chance to outwit the

1237
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,280
sharpest minds in Spain.

1238
00:53:58,559 --> 00:54:00,720
>> I have.

1239
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,280
>> How? Now listen closely.

1240
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,640
>> I'm listening.

1241
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,200
>> One of us is a duke and one of us is a

1242
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,599
barber. Right.

1243
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,880
>> Right.

1244
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:05,839
>> But they don't know which is which.

1245
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,280
>> Oh, the morons.

1246
00:54:05,839 --> 00:54:08,240
>> If we change clothes now and they kill

1247
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,160
me, what have they got?

1248
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:11,280
>> The Duke. But if we stay the way we are

1249
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,520
and let them kill you, what have they

1250
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,200
got?

1251
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:16,480
>> Nothing but a barber. I knew you'd see

1252
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,599
it. We stay the way we are. Good man. Be

1253
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,920
the Duke. Be the Duke.

1254
00:54:17,599 --> 00:54:22,240
>> See you in Madrid.

1255
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,599
>> And good luck. Say, the Duke's a pretty

1256
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:25,119
smart fellow to figure a thing like that

1257
00:54:23,599 --> 00:54:27,920
out. Now all they're going to kill is a

1258
00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:28,800
crummy LITTLE BARBER. A BARB. A BARBER.

1259
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,920
THAT'S ME.

1260
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:34,437
>> LONG LIVE THE DUKE.

1261
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,437
>> LONG LIVE THE DUKE. OH NO. [laughter]

1262
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,960
Well done, you Clara. Where's Maria?

1263
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,640
>> She will not come down side. What did

1264
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,559
you tell her? The Duke has arrived.

1265
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,000
>> The princess begs to inform you that out

1266
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:13,839
of loyalty to her countrymen, she will

1267
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,240
appear at the ceremony tomorrow and

1268
00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:18,960
submit to marriage with the French Duke.

1269
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:21,040
Until then, she wishes to be alone.

1270
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,800
>> Stubborn child. Tell her of my

1271
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:25,800
displeasure. Don't let her out of your

1272
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,800
sight.

1273
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:32,319
>> Where is that? How can a man forsake the

1274
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:34,400
honor of his country for just a woman?

1275
00:55:32,319 --> 00:55:36,960
How can he do it? How do you think I

1276
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:39,599
feel waiting around here to get stabbed?

1277
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:42,599
What was that? Quick, put the wig on.

1278
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:42,599
Yeah.

1279
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,920
Hurry. Flushed. Touche.

1280
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:52,240
Hurry. Flushed. Lay there and bleed.

1281
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,480
Hurry.

1282
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:55,200
>> Is his grace ready to receive the king's

1283
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,079
emissary?

1284
00:55:55,200 --> 00:56:02,200
>> Uh, no. His grace isn't quite ready.

1285
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:02,200
He'll require a few more moments.

1286
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:06,319
This is terrible. It's time for the

1287
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,280
presentation. What will I do, Bookier?

1288
00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:10,799
What will I do?

1289
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,280
>> Oh, don't look at me.

1290
00:56:10,799 --> 00:56:13,359
>> You?

1291
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,559
>> Oh, no. Do you think for one moment I

1292
00:56:13,359 --> 00:56:15,599
present you to the king?

1293
00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:16,640
>> Yes, I do.

1294
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:17,599
>> That would finish us.

1295
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,040
>> Yeah, especially me.

1296
00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:20,480
>> I wouldn't present you to the lowest

1297
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,720
flee on the scurviest tale of the

1298
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:26,599
shaggiest MONGREL OF THE SH.

1299
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,599
>> NO, not me. I

1300
00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:32,000
Oh, my glad to see you. No, Grace. Thank

1301
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,440
heaven you're here. Now there's no time

1302
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,920
to lose. You must get out of those rags

1303
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,480
immediately.

1304
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,000
>> Yeah, me too.

1305
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,839
>> No, no, no. He'll need the presentation

1306
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,200
suit. I've scarred the whole of Madrid.

1307
00:56:37,839 --> 00:56:39,760
Not a trace of her. As if the earth had

1308
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,119
swallowed her.

1309
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,480
>> Oh, forget her, sir. She's just another

1310
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:44,319
woman. Just another hank of hair, a

1311
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,799
smile, a piece of lace, a dimple. I tell

1312
00:56:44,319 --> 00:56:49,599
you, sir, women are all alike.

1313
00:56:46,799 --> 00:56:53,319
>> Sensational.

1314
00:56:49,599 --> 00:56:53,319
>> Oh, he's been a trial.

1315
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:25,720
They're dead. You arrived in time.

1316
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,720
You're good. DESH.

1317
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:32,720
>> OH, NO. Not again. Come on, DON. YOUR

1318
00:57:30,319 --> 00:57:35,680
GRACE, WHERE YOU GOING?

1319
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:37,599
>> Don't worry. I'll be back.

1320
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,200
Oh, fine.

1321
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:41,599
>> Probably that girl again. The man's

1322
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,040
insane. Risking everything for a woman's

1323
00:57:41,599 --> 00:57:45,440
love.

1324
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:48,920
>> Can it be that important?

1325
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,920
>> How old are you?

1326
00:57:49,839 --> 00:57:54,160
>> Looking for someone?

1327
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:56,400
>> You here? But how?

1328
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:59,880
>> No questions. I found you again and

1329
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,880
that's all that matters.

1330
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:06,079
>> Oh, why did you come here? Because I

1331
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,680
love you.

1332
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:09,680
>> I was a fool. I should have come here

1333
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,960
before. I might have known you'd be here

1334
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,160
for the wedding.

1335
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,119
>> You might have known.

1336
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,480
>> Of course. Your mistress, a woman of her

1337
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:18,079
station. Where else would she go but to

1338
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,079
the royal wedding?

1339
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:21,440
>> Yes, the royal wedding.

1340
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:23,119
>> We're not going to let this stupid

1341
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,400
display of pump interfere with us, are

1342
00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:25,520
we?

1343
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,640
>> I'm afraid I must go.

1344
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,160
>> No, never.

1345
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,359
>> But my mistress, she'll be looking.

1346
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,760
>> I have a coach waiting. We'll leave

1347
00:58:29,359 --> 00:58:31,680
tonight.

1348
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:35,720
>> Oh, no. No, that's impossible. Nothing's

1349
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,720
impossible if you love me.

1350
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,480
>> I do. I do.

1351
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,280
>> My mistress. Oh, please go quickly.

1352
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,240
>> Meet me here at midnight.

1353
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,960
>> No, please go.

1354
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,920
>> Midnight?

1355
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,920
>> Yes. Yes. On go.

1356
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,920
The king semisari.

1357
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:11,720
>> The king will receive the duke now.

1358
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:11,720
>> Yes. Tell his majesty we're on our way.

1359
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,720
>> You bet. We're on our way in the

1360
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:18,240
opposite direction.

1361
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,240
>> Come on. No.

1362
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,160
>> Find the Duke. BRING HIM BACK. BRING HIM

1363
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,640
BACK AT ALL COSTS. I'll try and delay

1364
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,240
the proceedings.

1365
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,960
>> Yeah, you delay the proceedings. I'll

1366
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,240
see you in about a month.

1367
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,839
>> Never thought I'd have a chance like

1368
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,920
this.

1369
00:59:29,839 --> 00:59:32,920
Come on.

1370
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,880
Okay.

1371
00:59:59,359 --> 01:00:04,640
Strong wind.

1372
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:07,960
>> He must have recovered. There's his

1373
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,960
grace now.

1374
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:22,640
>> Announce his grace.

1375
01:00:19,359 --> 01:00:24,880
Just passing through and I thought I

1376
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,000
looking for the powder room. I'd like to

1377
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,440
take a powder here.

1378
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:32,160
>> Yes. Face the Duke Desawn.

1379
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:37,680
>> Did he say the Duke? Where? Oh, pardon

1380
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:38,480
me. The Duke. Did he? [music] Where?

1381
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,880
>> Where'd you find him?

1382
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,520
>> Why didn't you do? They mean you. Be

1383
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,880
careful.

1384
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:47,040
>> Yeah. Well, me. Oh, you're blowing your

1385
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,559
wig. Goodbye.

1386
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,520
>> We're trapped. Then you'll have to see

1387
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:50,880
it through.

1388
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,480
>> Well, I don't feel it.

1389
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:55,280
>> I'm bowing out of this.

1390
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:58,319
>> If you leave, you will be cut in bits.

1391
01:00:55,280 --> 01:01:00,960
And if I stay bigger chunks, you have no

1392
01:00:58,319 --> 01:01:03,119
choice again.

1393
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,839
>> Now remember, you're the darling of

1394
01:01:03,119 --> 01:01:06,640
France. Yes.

1395
01:01:03,839 --> 01:01:08,720
>> Prince of the blood. Here, use my lonet.

1396
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:13,559
It's called etiquette.

1397
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:13,559
Was out steer the king. Come.

1398
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:19,640
These things [music] are for finding

1399
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,640
microbes.

1400
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,960
Is it raining in here?

1401
01:01:37,839 --> 01:01:41,760
I'm so sorry. Your grave.

1402
01:01:39,359 --> 01:01:44,760
>> Oh, it's nothing at all. You're quite

1403
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,760
fewer.

1404
01:01:44,799 --> 01:01:47,839
>> I can't see a thing in these glasses.

1405
01:01:46,319 --> 01:01:50,720
>> You must do the best you can. You've got

1406
01:01:47,839 --> 01:01:53,599
to use them.

1407
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:58,880
>> Is that what they said to us?

1408
01:01:53,599 --> 01:02:01,880
Yes, your majesty. I'll be more aloof,

1409
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,880
bored,

1410
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,880
disdainful,

1411
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:14,520
little more right nostril.

1412
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,520
You're dead.

1413
01:02:29,599 --> 01:02:33,839
very amusing, my dear des.

1414
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,040
>> Thank you, your honor. I mean, your

1415
01:02:33,839 --> 01:02:36,799
majesty.

1416
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,160
>> But then, Don Francisco has already

1417
01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:39,040
warned me of your whimsical

1418
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,640
proclivities.

1419
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,000
>> Oh, your majesty. My whimsical

1420
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,799
proclivities are nothing much. They

1421
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,799
can't compare with my ludicrous.

1422
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:55,280
So this is the fabulous Duke Duchand,

1423
01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:58,880
the man whose cold steel and warm heart

1424
01:02:55,280 --> 01:03:02,480
have captivated the continent. Too true.

1425
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:05,599
Too too true. Your promise with the

1426
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,319
sword. A thousand men killed. Tell me,

1427
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:07,839
how do you do it?

1428
01:03:06,319 --> 01:03:10,880
>> Oh, it's nothing. Just a flick of the

1429
01:03:07,839 --> 01:03:14,480
wrist. Hang on. Guard flust.

1430
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:19,119
Two dozen roses to the widow.

1431
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:21,440
and uh these stories of these uh

1432
01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:23,359
hundreds of women

1433
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:26,480
waiting for your kisses in every corner

1434
01:03:23,359 --> 01:03:28,799
of France. How do you do that? I've got

1435
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,960
a fast horse

1436
01:03:28,799 --> 01:03:33,359
to proceed. I regret, my boy, that

1437
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,880
Princess Maria is a trifully indisposed

1438
01:03:33,359 --> 01:03:37,280
and cannot join this evening's

1439
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:39,280
celebration. But I assure you she will

1440
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,960
be present at her own wedding tomorrow.

1441
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,920
That's fine. It's my first marriage. You

1442
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,920
know, I'd like to have all the

1443
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,920
trimmings.

1444
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:57,480
The minuette in honor of your country.

1445
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:57,480
I'll thank you. Countis.

1446
01:03:57,599 --> 01:04:01,359
In the absence of the princess, my niece

1447
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,599
Kis Velasquez will serve as your

1448
01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:07,640
partner. Do you object to the

1449
01:04:03,599 --> 01:04:07,640
arrangement? Object.

1450
01:04:08,559 --> 01:04:14,400
It's the nicest arrangement I've had all

1451
01:04:10,079 --> 01:04:14,400
day. Thank you. Shall we then?

1452
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,200
Hallelujah.

1453
01:04:43,539 --> 01:04:45,559
>> [music]

1454
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,960
>> And does his grace approve of what he

1455
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:55,160
sees in Spain?

1456
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,160
>> His grace is beginning to

1457
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:04,799
>> Did you see that? He tapped me on the

1458
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,480
shoulder. A little harmless flirtation

1459
01:05:04,799 --> 01:05:09,039
and my Alfredo will get that

1460
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,520
ambassadorship. Alfredo? What about my

1461
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:14,280
husband?

1462
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,280
>> What about mine? Or mine?

1463
01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:19,200
>> I must talk to you alone. Shall we say

1464
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:21,280
11?

1465
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:23,359
>> Well, why not?

1466
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:25,280
>> Later at your place, say 11:30.

1467
01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:27,520
>> 11:30? Oh, that's fine. That's right.

1468
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,640
>> I must have a word with you about 11:45.

1469
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,839
>> Yeah, 11:45. I just met.

1470
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,720
>> What time did you [music] want?

1471
01:05:31,839 --> 01:05:34,400
>> 11:30.

1472
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,799
>> 11:30.

1473
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,599
>> 11:45. Check.

1474
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,599
>> Your gray son.

1475
01:05:37,599 --> 01:05:40,599
>> Midnight.

1476
01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:45,599
>> I think you better have a talk with the

1477
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,920
Duke.

1478
01:05:45,599 --> 01:05:49,440
>> While all this pampering, I say finish

1479
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,319
him. Slit his throat tonight while he

1480
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,799
sleeps.

1481
01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:55,280
>> Not so fast, my young friend. You forget

1482
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:58,160
you deal with Deshawn, a mad man with a

1483
01:05:55,280 --> 01:06:00,480
sword. a hotheaded, tempestuous fool.

1484
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:03,760
>> Besides, my friends, though Francisco

1485
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:06,079
has plans for the banquet, I don't think

1486
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,599
the good Duke will survive the second

1487
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:11,000
course.

1488
01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:11,000
>> What do you mean?

1489
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:17,280
>> Stupid fawning women. They'll spoil

1490
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:19,359
everything. All right, my dear. You

1491
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:21,520
promise to be of help. Go out there,

1492
01:06:19,359 --> 01:06:23,680
dance with him, and [music] make sure he

1493
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:26,799
attends the banquet tonight.

1494
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,799
>> Yes, Jen.

1495
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:34,400
I might squeeze you in between the

1496
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:36,480
Marqueisa and the Duchess.

1497
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:38,400
I may have to take an apartment.

1498
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:40,240
>> Well, look who's here and dancing at the

1499
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,599
Duke's reception. When did you get in

1500
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,720
court? How'd you get those clothes? And

1501
01:06:41,599 --> 01:06:44,799
don't tell me.

1502
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,880
>> Don't care. I must speak to you alone.

1503
01:06:44,799 --> 01:06:48,319
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm all booked up.

1504
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,200
>> Listen closely. You've got to leave

1505
01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:50,480
Spain tonight.

1506
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,559
>> What's the matter? You're jealous.

1507
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,640
>> You're in danger.

1508
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:56,400
>> This kind of danger I like. Whatever you

1509
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,839
do, don't go to that banquet tonight.

1510
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,880
>> Oh, don't be silly. It's in my honor.

1511
01:06:57,839 --> 01:07:00,079
>> Oh, Bo here. Listen to me.

1512
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,920
>> Run along, girl. You're beginning to

1513
01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:02,720
bore me.

1514
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,319
>> You're great.

1515
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,359
>> I'm sorry. I'm all filled up. Leave your

1516
01:07:04,319 --> 01:07:09,039
name and address. I'll give you the

1517
01:07:05,359 --> 01:07:12,440
first cancellation next.

1518
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:12,440
What a racket.

1519
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:20,280
>> Well, he'll be there.

1520
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,280
>> Good.

1521
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,079
Where are you?

1522
01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:29,311
[music]

1523
01:07:43,666 --> 01:07:45,686
>> [music]

1524
01:08:00,696 --> 01:08:03,680
[applause]

1525
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,280
>> Well, where was I? Oh, yes. So, I said

1526
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,400
to King Lou, I said, "Lou, always call

1527
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,000
him Lou." I said, "That's a funny

1528
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,680
mustache you've got. It makes me laugh."

1529
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,542
And the king said, "It tickles a queen,

1530
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,542
TOO." [laughter]

1531
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,960
Do you get it? It tickles a queen, too.

1532
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:26,080
It's tickles.

1533
01:08:22,719 --> 01:08:28,207
Little too fast for her.

1534
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:30,227
Oh,

1535
01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:30,227
[music]

1536
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,880
that's better.

1537
01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:44,637
>> [music]

1538
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:06,000
>> Warm as wine.

1539
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:11,839
Every kiss is as warm as wine.

1540
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:16,080
For the touch of your faith, sun mine

1541
01:09:11,839 --> 01:09:21,120
thrills me through.

1542
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:26,319
With your lips as warm as wine [singing]

1543
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:31,920
and your eyes with their apil shine,

1544
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:35,672
every dream that I dare design

1545
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:37,692
calls for you

1546
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,692
[music]

1547
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:42,120
in the

1548
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:55,040
Burning moments sweep me. Burning kisses

1549
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:58,520
keep me warming even more

1550
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,520
than before.

1551
01:09:58,719 --> 01:10:06,560
War as wine

1552
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:09,920
is the flame at our sine.

1553
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:12,159
May the love [singing] that is yours and

1554
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:16,800
mine

1555
01:10:12,159 --> 01:10:19,558
stay warm [music] as

1556
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,523
one.

1557
01:10:19,558 --> 01:10:23,543
[music]

1558
01:10:21,523 --> 01:10:23,543
[applause]

1559
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:32,320
Your Majesty, may I have the honor of

1560
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,880
proposing the first toast of the

1561
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,080
evening?

1562
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:37,280
>> Certainly, General.

1563
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:42,120
>> Thank you.

1564
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:42,120
Ladies and gentlemen, if you please

1565
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:52,800
to the beloved sovereigns of our two

1566
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:55,280
great Oh, just one moment, please.

1567
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,880
Luckily,

1568
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:59,280
his grace has no wine.

1569
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:01,040
>> I haven't. Oh, I thought it was white

1570
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:03,199
wine. Must be a hole in the gas.

1571
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:05,040
>> If you please, your grace. Oh, no. No.

1572
01:11:03,199 --> 01:11:06,320
I'm dancing and I have to drive

1573
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:10,704
>> from your grave.

1574
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:10,704
>> Really? Well, and for [clears throat]

1575
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,120
>> to the beloved sovereigns of our two

1576
01:11:12,719 --> 01:11:19,360
great nations, Philip of Spain and Lou

1577
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:23,960
of France. May their wisdom endure and

1578
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,960
peace between us be everlasting.

1579
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:32,080
>> What's the matter, your grace?

1580
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:33,679
>> Oh, not uh toasting your king. I Well,

1581
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,280
some wines don't agree with me. I get a

1582
01:11:33,679 --> 01:11:35,520
strawberry rash and break out in grapes.

1583
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,840
I

1584
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,199
>> This wine is not made from strawberries.

1585
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:42,000
>> Yeah, drink it or drink it.

1586
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:44,000
>> Oh, no strawberries. Well, [sighs]

1587
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,800
it probably needs a little sweetening.

1588
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:51,560
Just get a little sugar here.

1589
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:51,560
Always helps. Now,

1590
01:11:54,560 --> 01:12:01,000
it's too sweet. Just whip it up a

1591
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,000
little.

1592
01:12:01,679 --> 01:12:04,880
Quick silver.

1593
01:12:03,704 --> 01:12:09,360
[sighs]

1594
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:12,840
Ah, that's better. Now we

1595
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,840
toasting now.

1596
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,440
>> Something wrong, the boy?

1597
01:12:14,159 --> 01:12:17,199
>> Yeah, I just remembered I have a horse

1598
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:21,080
outside. I'm double parked. It's been

1599
01:12:17,199 --> 01:12:21,080
fun. I'll

1600
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,800
Oh, Mimi, you were right. I've been a

1601
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,159
fool.

1602
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,400
>> And so have I care.

1603
01:12:34,159 --> 01:12:37,120
>> Oh, Mimi. Say we've got to get out of

1604
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,400
here. Out of the palace.

1605
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:42,440
>> Out of Spain.

1606
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:42,440
>> See, he doesn't leave the palace.

1607
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:46,320
[music]

1608
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,920
>> All right. Come on.

1609
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,239
>> We'll never make it together. You go on

1610
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,520
alone.

1611
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:50,480
>> What? Leave you behind. Never.

1612
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,120
>> Oh, but you must.

1613
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,199
>> I said never.

1614
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:56,760
>> But they'll cut you to pieces.

1615
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:58,780
>> I'll send for you.

1616
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,780
>> [music]

1617
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,440
>> Look, I may never see you again, so

1618
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,560
you've got to do me a favor.

1619
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,000
>> Anything will care.

1620
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,719
>> I want you to thank your folks.

1621
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,400
>> My folks

1622
01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:12,320
>> for making you the way you are. The way

1623
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,000
you walk and the way you talk and the

1624
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,920
way you make me churn [music] inside.

1625
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,280
Honest honey, every time I look at you,

1626
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,800
I'm buttermilk up to here.

1627
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,239
>> Oh, that sweet boat care.

1628
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,920
>> That first time I kissed you behind the

1629
01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:23,760
onion sacks. Every little onion seemed

1630
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,679
to say to every other little onion, "I

1631
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:27,440
love you." I sensed it, too.

1632
01:13:25,679 --> 01:13:29,120
>> Oh, I know I'm not good enough for you.

1633
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:30,960
I'm just a coward with water in my

1634
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,560
blood. But when I'm near you, it starts

1635
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,239
to boil and bubble. And every little

1636
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:36,716
bubble starts to bubble. Every little

1637
01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:38,000
bubbles bubble bubbles. Honest Mimi, I'm

1638
01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:38,320
[music] fizzing all over with love for

1639
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,159
you.

1640
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,280
>> I know it, darling. I fizzed a little

1641
01:13:40,159 --> 01:13:45,080
myself.

1642
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,080
>> Up there. Up there.

1643
01:13:47,679 --> 01:13:51,781
>> Quickly for your life.

1644
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:53,801
>> All farewell, darling.

1645
01:13:51,781 --> 01:13:53,801
>> [music]

1646
01:13:54,159 --> 01:14:00,840
>> Go. Go. Don't look back. Go.

1647
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:05,960
>> I tell you my dear, that nishand is

1648
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,960
encouraable.

1649
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,560
What's the meaning of this?

1650
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,400
Guards.

1651
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,000
Guard.

1652
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:27,560
Take this man to his room and see that

1653
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,560
he doesn't leave it.

1654
01:14:33,701 --> 01:14:35,721
[music]

1655
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:44,880
>> Oh, darling, this is madness.

1656
01:14:43,199 --> 01:14:47,679
>> We must never be parted again.

1657
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:49,120
>> Oh, never. Never.

1658
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:50,719
>> Come, we must [music] leave at once.

1659
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,679
>> Oh, no, darling. We must wait until

1660
01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:52,320
tomorrow.

1661
01:14:51,679 --> 01:14:54,239
>> Tomorrow?

1662
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:56,080
>> Yes, it's better that way. During the

1663
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:57,520
confusion of the wedding preparations, I

1664
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,000
can slip away without danger to either

1665
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,000
of us.

1666
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:03,120
>> Danger? Well, who's going to worry about

1667
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:06,080
a lackey in a maze? Please, tonight.

1668
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:09,719
>> My way.

1669
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:09,719
>> Tomorrow. It is.

1670
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,159
>> I'll go quickly now before they discover

1671
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:19,480
you.

1672
01:15:16,159 --> 01:15:19,480
>> Till tomorrow.

1673
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,440
Take [music] him to the dungeon.

1674
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:36,520
>> Well, Maria, I warned you. Go to your

1675
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:36,520
room immediately.

1676
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:43,600
>> Who are you? I understand this is the

1677
01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:46,600
second time you molested the princess.

1678
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,600
>> Princess?

1679
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:50,159
Princess? You mean she's Maria, Princess

1680
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,760
of Spain?

1681
01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:53,612
>> This assumed innocence will do little to

1682
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:55,632
save your neck.

1683
01:15:53,612 --> 01:15:55,632
[laughter]

1684
01:15:56,080 --> 01:16:00,640
>> I want the truth.

1685
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:02,000
>> Well, I assure you his majesty won't

1686
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:04,159
consider this a laughing matter.

1687
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,440
>> He will when he finds out who I am. Take

1688
01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:06,400
me to the king at once.

1689
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,920
>> Who are you?

1690
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,800
>> I'm the Duke Des.

1691
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:13,480
>> Oh,

1692
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:13,480
>> this ring on my finger will identify me.

1693
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,400
So it does.

1694
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,960
>> Come on, unfassen these

1695
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:22,480
>> then. Uh, who's that clown upstairs?

1696
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,480
>> Him?

1697
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:27,360
That's Bokeare, my barber. And to think

1698
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:28,640
I almost let him marry my princess.

1699
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:30,640
Come on, take me out of these. Will you

1700
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:32,560
undo them, please? [laughter]

1701
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,560
>> Well, well, well, well. Now, wouldn't it

1702
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:37,120
be embarrassing if his grace were to be

1703
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,719
detained down here prisoner while

1704
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:42,400
tomorrow

1705
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:45,040
a barber marries the princess of Spain?

1706
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:47,679
Look, this has gone far enough. Our poor

1707
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,640
king would be greatly upset.

1708
01:16:47,679 --> 01:16:50,560
>> Water.

1709
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:52,400
>> I demand you let me out of here.

1710
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:54,400
>> Certainly agree. Certainly. Right after

1711
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:57,400
the war. The wedding will proceed as per

1712
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,400
schedule.

1713
01:17:01,078 --> 01:17:03,098
[music]

1714
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:13,360
Pain.

1715
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:14,400
Miserable road. hostile country. You had

1716
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,239
to come to the wedding.

1717
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:19,840
>> Now, now

1718
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:21,360
I thought it a nice friendly gesture.

1719
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:24,560
Besides,

1720
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:27,520
you know how I am about weddings.

1721
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:29,199
>> Do you remember ours, Louie? Our

1722
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:33,760
wedding?

1723
01:17:29,199 --> 01:17:36,080
>> Ours? Of course I do. 40 years ago. Ah,

1724
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:38,159
my dear. You were the most beautiful,

1725
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:42,159
the most radiant woman in all France.

1726
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:45,440
>> Oh, Zoe. Yes, my dear, you were

1727
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:49,880
when I look at you today.

1728
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:49,880
40 years. It's a long time.

1729
01:17:53,478 --> 01:17:55,498
[bell]

1730
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:03,040
>> What happened? What are those bells?

1731
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,480
>> They tow the art of marriage.

1732
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:07,280
>> Well, I was hoping this place was on

1733
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:09,679
fire.

1734
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:11,120
It isn't, is it? It's treason, I tell

1735
01:18:09,679 --> 01:18:12,640
you. Treason.

1736
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,679
>> Treason or not, what happens if the Duke

1737
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:17,600
doesn't show?

1738
01:18:13,679 --> 01:18:19,520
>> How dare you? How dare you suggest such

1739
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,280
treachery? Above all else, the Duke

1740
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:23,440
Desan is a man of honor. And I tell you

1741
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:26,159
now, if he doesn't appear, honor is

1742
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:28,719
dead. Virtue is dead. Gallantry is dead.

1743
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:29,920
>> And with us, that makes a fant.

1744
01:18:28,719 --> 01:18:32,960
>> Thank heaven. Maybe it's he.

1745
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:36,159
>> Maybe it's him.

1746
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:39,840
>> It ain't he, it's him.

1747
01:18:36,159 --> 01:18:40,960
>> What's this? Your grace not dressed with

1748
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,760
all the guests assembled for the

1749
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,320
ceremony.

1750
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,840
>> Well,

1751
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,520
>> there's been a slight delay. A member of

1752
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,480
our party has not yet arrived.

1753
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,600
>> An important member.

1754
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:48,080
>> Well, there won't be a wedding without

1755
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,239
him. Oh,

1756
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,880
>> his grace means the wedding won't be the

1757
01:18:50,239 --> 01:18:53,040
same without him.

1758
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,560
>> Oh, I see. I thought perhaps that the

1759
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,600
delay was occasioned by that peculiar

1760
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,760
incident this morning.

1761
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,480
>> Oh, no. We

1762
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,000
What incident?

1763
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,600
>> Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Just some

1764
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,520
poor scoundrel dressed as a lackey

1765
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,400
shouting to high heavens that he was the

1766
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:07,120
duke.

1767
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:08,000
>> Duke Duchon? Oh, that's impossible. I've

1768
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,640
been here all the time.

1769
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:11,840
>> Of course. Poor devil.

1770
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:15,199
>> What did you do to him?

1771
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:16,239
>> Oh, incidentally, he had your ring.

1772
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:18,800
>> Where is he? I mean,

1773
01:19:16,239 --> 01:19:20,800
>> obviously stolen from your grace.

1774
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:22,880
>> What did you do with him?

1775
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:26,640
>> What do you suppose we would do with a

1776
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:28,640
lackey caught impersonating royalty?

1777
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:31,040
>> I asked you first.

1778
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:34,880
>> We stand him up against the wall. The

1779
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:36,480
men raised their rifles and bing

1780
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,880
bing.

1781
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:40,400
What a horrible thought.

1782
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:42,560
>> Well, I have one or two things I must

1783
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,400
attend to if I don't see you again until

1784
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,239
later. Good luck, O.

1785
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,679
>> Yeah. And I have a few things. I'll just

1786
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:49,280
be not nervous, your grace.

1787
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:50,159
>> Oh, no. No. It's just nothing.

1788
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,520
>> You won't need this.

1789
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:52,159
>> No, I've already done my nails. Well,

1790
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,280
let's get

1791
01:19:52,159 --> 01:19:54,239
>> How about getting dressed first?

1792
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,560
>> Oh, is it going to be formal?

1793
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:58,640
>> Violet,

1794
01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:00,480
>> allow me your grace.

1795
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:01,600
>> Yes, sir. Feel great.

1796
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:04,760
>> Is this the formal job?

1797
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,760
>> Yes, sir.

1798
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:10,360
>> So tight.

1799
01:20:15,679 --> 01:20:17,600
>> Who is it?

1800
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,840
>> The king and queen of France.

1801
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,840
>> Queen of France.

1802
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:28,960
If your majesties will proceed to the

1803
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,600
throne room, I'll inform King Phillip of

1804
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,159
your arrival.

1805
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,800
>> Thank you.

1806
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:36,600
>> Also, notify the Duke Dean.

1807
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:36,600
>> It shall be done, your majesty.

1808
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:42,679
>> I must see the Duke.

1809
01:20:38,719 --> 01:20:42,679
>> Sorry, he's busy with the general.

1810
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,920
>> Oh,

1811
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:53,600
general. One moment.

1812
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:56,640
The king and queen of France have

1813
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:58,800
arrived for the wedding. Louie here.

1814
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:59,840
Well, what a stroke of luck. Now, your

1815
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,520
men know what to do.

1816
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,880
>> The moment the barber marries Maria,

1817
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,440
they produce the shand.

1818
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,480
>> Excellent.

1819
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:05,199
>> General.

1820
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:06,719
>> Yes.

1821
01:21:05,199 --> 01:21:06,880
>> What do you mean produce desant, isn't

1822
01:21:06,719 --> 01:21:08,800
it?

1823
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,320
>> You're very clever, my dear, aren't you?

1824
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:14,480
I don't know what your little game is,

1825
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:15,280
but it's over. We have the real des.

1826
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:18,679
>> Oh, no.

1827
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,679
>> Oh, yes.

1828
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:26,880
This is a wonderful surprise, Louie. And

1829
01:21:25,199 --> 01:21:30,159
I must admit, you're a brave man.

1830
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:33,520
>> Thank you very much. I brave man.

1831
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:36,400
>> Spain is an armed camp, Louie. 50,000

1832
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:38,560
men waiting to march. And I admit quite

1833
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:39,360
frankly that I've been sorely tempted to

1834
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,640
give the order.

1835
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,000
>> What do you mean?

1836
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,520
>> The Duke Desawn.

1837
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,120
>> Desawn?

1838
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:48,320
Yes.

1839
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:51,040
Of course. I I realize he's a he's a

1840
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:54,800
splendid swordsman and all that, but

1841
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:58,639
tell me, are all your young noblemen so

1842
01:21:54,800 --> 01:22:00,960
so peculiar? But Philillip, I swear I

1843
01:21:58,639 --> 01:22:05,040
don't understand. Desawn is one of our

1844
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:07,199
most charming, most

1845
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:08,719
>> His highness, the Duke Desawn. Look,

1846
01:22:07,199 --> 01:22:10,719
>> fellas, let's not rush into this thing.

1847
01:22:08,719 --> 01:22:11,920
After all,

1848
01:22:10,719 --> 01:22:12,719
>> I'm a little warm. I better go to the

1849
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:15,920
front door and get some,

1850
01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:19,400
>> if it pleases your grace.

1851
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:19,400
Most debonire,

1852
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:25,760
>> your majesty.

1853
01:22:24,159 --> 01:22:28,480
>> Oh, thank heaven you've arrived in

1854
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:29,520
>> the Sea, my boy.

1855
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,800
>> Delighted to see you.

1856
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,400
>> Oh, but I what?

1857
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,199
>> Don't you better say hello to the Duke,

1858
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,760
my dear.

1859
01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:35,280
>> What?

1860
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:39,440
>> Say hello to the Duke.

1861
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:42,080
>> Oh, oh, my dear boy.

1862
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,679
>> Oh, let's not overdo this. I mean, uh,

1863
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:45,920
you remember me? I used to never look

1864
01:22:43,679 --> 01:22:46,320
better in your life, my boy. Never.

1865
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,679
Never.

1866
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:50,000
>> I don't know if I'm lucky. I might even

1867
01:22:47,679 --> 01:22:52,080
live to be 30. We're not going through

1868
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:54,400
with this, are we? I mean, I uh that is

1869
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:56,800
the Duke. I [laughter]

1870
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,880
>> FEELING NERVOUS, ARE WE? BUT I THINK OF

1871
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,760
ALL THE times he scoffed at other

1872
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,520
people's marriage.

1873
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:04,719
>> We have a please, DON'T YOU THINK?

1874
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:05,520
>> BUT THEN HE chests at scars that never

1875
01:23:04,719 --> 01:23:06,400
felt a wound.

1876
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,199
>> How true.

1877
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,840
>> Who said that?

1878
01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:09,199
>> Shakespeare.

1879
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:11,360
>> Oh, well then let let him marry her.

1880
01:23:09,199 --> 01:23:13,280
Huh? [laughter]

1881
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:16,600
But

1882
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:16,600
what wit?

1883
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:22,080
>> You don't suppose he's really the Duke?

1884
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:23,440
>> Well, I certainly intend to find out.

1885
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:24,080
>> Are you quite ready to start the

1886
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,560
ceremony?

1887
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:28,320
>> This is, of course, by all means. We

1888
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:31,719
mustn't keep the love birds apart

1889
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,719
another instant.

1890
01:23:44,639 --> 01:23:48,800
Is that the man I'm going to marry?

1891
01:23:47,679 --> 01:23:52,480
>> Don't you think that's carrying

1892
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:55,040
patriotism a little too far?

1893
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:55,360
>> Come, woman. Sire, please. I can't marry

1894
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,239
her.

1895
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:59,280
>> You've got to. It's all our mix.

1896
01:23:58,239 --> 01:24:02,520
>> But I love Mimi.

1897
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:02,520
>> Shut up.

1898
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,120
>> Mimi? Who's Mimi?

1899
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:09,199
>> You remember Mimi? Papador.

1900
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:10,000
>> Oh, yes, of course.

1901
01:24:09,199 --> 01:24:10,880
Mimi

1902
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,480
>> Louie,

1903
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,880
>> son up.

1904
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:15,600
>> Tell me, your majesty, is you really a

1905
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,320
good barber? Of

1906
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:20,800
>> course he is. Best I ever had. Haven't

1907
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:24,760
had a good shave since he good. Well, I

1908
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,760
can hone a razor and just

1909
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:30,120
thank you, your majesty.

1910
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:35,199
Our carriage is outside. We'll wait 2

1911
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:38,080
minutes. If you can't make it, France

1912
01:24:35,199 --> 01:24:41,400
will always be grateful.

1913
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,400
Good luck.

1914
01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:47,440
But your majesty, shall we proceed, your

1915
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:49,600
grace?

1916
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:52,920
>> No, we won't. I've got a mind of my own.

1917
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,920
And I say,

1918
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:59,000
>> well, when you put it that way.

1919
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:59,000
>> All right, bring them out.

1920
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:11,400
Where are you taking me? Has the wedding

1921
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:11,400
started yet?

1922
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:22,840
>> Who are you?

1923
01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:22,840
>> Never mind. Get upstairs quickly.

1924
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:37,480
>> You Well, you're the girl. You

1925
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:37,480
look I

1926
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,280
What are you doing here?

1927
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:42,159
>> I believe I'm to be your bride, your

1928
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,800
grace.

1929
01:25:42,159 --> 01:25:47,120
>> You are? Oh, that's too bad.

1930
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:50,840
>> Till death do us part.

1931
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:50,840
>> They're working on that.

1932
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:57,440
>> Join hands.

1933
01:25:56,080 --> 01:26:02,920
Give you the ring.

1934
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:02,920
>> The ring? Oh, I love Naturally

1935
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:13,520
>> join hands.

1936
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:16,159
The purpose of this assembly here on

1937
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:17,600
this most solemn occasion and in the

1938
01:26:16,159 --> 01:26:18,719
presence of their most

1939
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:21,520
>> look at the wedding

1940
01:26:18,719 --> 01:26:23,199
>> is to join together in holy wedlock his

1941
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:27,840
excellency

1942
01:26:23,199 --> 01:26:29,679
blood the Duke Desawn. Wait, HOLD

1943
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:32,679
GUARDS. STOP THE KING AND QUEEN of

1944
01:26:29,679 --> 01:26:32,679
France.

1945
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:37,440
>> General Francisco, what is the meaning

1946
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,400
of this outrageous behavior?

1947
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:42,159
>> I accuse Lou of France of deliberately

1948
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,800
trying to palm off on the princess of

1949
01:26:42,159 --> 01:26:49,360
Spain. Not a prince of the blood, not

1950
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:52,400
the Duke Des, but Miss Bare, a common

1951
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:54,960
French barber.

1952
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:57,120
>> Don't call me common.

1953
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,000
preposterous. The man lies.

1954
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:59,920
>> Yes,

1955
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,600
>> you bet he does. Just for that, I'm not

1956
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:04,480
going to marry anybody. Nothing

1957
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:07,440
personal.

1958
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:10,760
>> Come on, King.

1959
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:10,760
>> We're stuck.

1960
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:16,960
>> This man is Mr. Bair, a common.

1961
01:27:15,199 --> 01:27:19,520
>> Are you going to accept that?

1962
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:20,800
>> Well, a man's entitled to an opinion.

1963
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:23,800
>> Slap him back.

1964
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,800
>> Well,

1965
01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:29,760
You're lucky I haven't got a sword.

1966
01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:32,080
>> You keep out of this.

1967
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:33,679
>> General Francisco, I have long been

1968
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,320
aware of your plots against the peace of

1969
01:27:33,679 --> 01:27:35,920
our country.

1970
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:38,800
>> Yes, but this time you have gone too

1971
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:40,400
far. Desand. You will be doing Spain a

1972
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:43,199
great honor if you will put an end to

1973
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:44,639
this scoundrel with a Spanish sword.

1974
01:27:43,199 --> 01:27:47,600
>> Oh, but sire, are you sure you want to

1975
01:27:44,639 --> 01:27:50,320
do this? Huh? After all, it's awfully

1976
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:52,080
one-sided nonsense. Oh god. Powering

1977
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:52,400
thrust and his two dozen roses to the

1978
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,760
widow.

1979
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,960
>> Yeah, but the choice long stem ones,

1980
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:56,800
they're out of season. Let's wait till

1981
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:59,800
spring. Oh god, wait a minute. Wait a

1982
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,800
minute.

1983
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,000
HUNGER.

1984
01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:28,120
I got it.

1985
01:28:28,836 --> 01:28:30,856
[music]

1986
01:28:37,351 --> 01:28:39,371
>> [music]

1987
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,840
>> Oh yeah.

1988
01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,520
No.

1989
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:22,440
What the hell?

1990
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:34,760
I'm going

1991
01:29:42,639 --> 01:29:45,639
TO

1992
01:29:53,199 --> 01:29:56,440
go home.

1993
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:09,400
I'm sorry. I HOOKED YOU HERE.

1994
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:09,400
>> HUH?

1995
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:16,440
THERE YOU ARE.

1996
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:16,440
>> TOO LATE.

1997
01:30:28,047 --> 01:30:30,067
>> [bell]

1998
01:30:30,667 --> 01:30:32,687
[music]

1999
01:30:39,199 --> 01:30:42,679
>> All right, Francisco.

2000
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:50,880
>> Thanks. Mr. Duke,

2001
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:52,639
>> GET HIM TO CHAR. GET HIM. DUKE.

2002
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,360
>> YES, the man I sent to marry your

2003
01:30:52,639 --> 01:30:56,080
daughter.

2004
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:58,480
>> Duke dishon.

2005
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:59,520
>> Oh care, darling. Are you hurt? Your

2006
01:30:58,480 --> 01:31:00,719
arms, your legs.

2007
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,199
>> I don't know. We'll take inventory

2008
01:31:00,719 --> 01:31:02,560
later. Well,

2009
01:31:01,199 --> 01:31:07,120
>> hurry. I have a carriage waiting

2010
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:08,560
>> with a nurse at me. Give me my paws.

2011
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:11,560
>> There, sire. Is the man who would rule

2012
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,560
Spain

2013
01:31:12,639 --> 01:31:17,228
after him.

2014
01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:17,228
[music]

2015
01:31:22,239 --> 01:31:26,040
Oh, hurry there, actress.

2016
01:31:35,199 --> 01:31:38,800
>> What are we going to do? We can't stay

2017
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:40,639
here. We can't go back to France.

2018
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:42,000
>> Don't worry. We'll find a place. There

2019
01:31:40,639 --> 01:31:44,683
must be some country where you can die

2020
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:46,703
of old age. Here.

2021
01:31:44,683 --> 01:31:46,703
>> [music]

2022
01:31:51,888 --> 01:31:53,908
[music]

2023
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:58,560
>> You're next, Mr. Washington.

2024
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,000
>> Good morning, Bokeare.

2025
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:00,639
>> Morning, sir.

2026
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,880
>> The usual.

2027
01:32:00,639 --> 01:32:04,320
>> If you please.

2028
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:05,280
>> Well, you might have Mrs. Bokehare

2029
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:08,679
manicure my nails.

2030
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,679
>> Yes, I'm Mimi.

2031
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:12,320
>> How are you today, Mr. Washington?

2032
01:32:10,719 --> 01:32:13,760
>> Splendid, thank you.

2033
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,400
My You have been neglecting them,

2034
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:17,920
haven't you?

2035
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:19,440
>> I'm afraid I have.

2036
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:20,000
>> Something special going on today, Mr.

2037
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,760
Washington?

2038
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:23,199
>> Well, Jefferson and the boys are cooking

2039
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:25,040
up some sort of a declaration or

2040
01:32:23,199 --> 01:32:27,360
something. I thought I might go and

2041
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:29,120
watch them sign it. By the way, you

2042
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:29,360
better have these boots touched up a

2043
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,679
bit.

2044
01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:34,159
>> Yes, a boy. Shine, boy.

2045
01:32:31,679 --> 01:32:37,159
>> Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Thank you,

2046
01:32:34,159 --> 01:32:37,159
sir.

2047
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:43,280
>> This could only happen in America.

2048
01:32:42,323 --> 01:32:47,320
>> [screaming]

2049
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:47,320
>> Look what happened on the way over.

2050
01:33:00,664 --> 01:33:02,684
>> [music]